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1. How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

2. Santa Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked," Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be," said Santa with joy,
"I have been illiterate for so long."

3. Two surds go fishing.They hire a boat and row into the lake. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. The first surd says: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish." The other answers: "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies the first. "How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow
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5. Once a sardar and his wife are walking on the road.suddenly a crow flying above them shits on the sardar`s shoulders.his wife goes and gets a paper napkin for him.the surd tells him its of no use now, the crow has vanished.
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7. Once a Sardarji went to America,he saw that a rocket could not start,he asked a man who was incharge of the station.The sardarji asked him to let the sardarji try.The man said o.k.The sardarji first ordered them to tilt the rocket to 45 degrees,then he ordered to tilt the rocket 90 degrees.The man incharge hit the switch and the rocket went woooooom. The man incharge asked him that "how did you do it".The sardarji replied that"in our India if the scooter does not work,we twist it 45 degrees".
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9. Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street, which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says, "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared.
Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says,
"I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

10. What is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan Singh.


11. A sardar goes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Sardarji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"
Sardar : " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Sardar : "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Sardar : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Are sardarji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
Sardar : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"


12. A Sardar Purchased a new Volkswagon Beetle and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. The Sardar came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time another Sardar came by that way and saw our Sardar, totally confused and sweating, trying to search something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter. "The Volkswagon people made me fool. They have given me the Car without the engine." Sardar 2 said "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of new Beetle. You can take that."

13. The doctor told the Sardar that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, the Sardar called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor."I'm 2400 kms from home."

14. Two Sardars got fed up with the their Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. the 1st Sardar asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now". the other Sardar replies "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"

15. Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man,Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find out. He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87, 87, 87"...


16. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere In Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"

17. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

18. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!


19. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

20. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.