Sayari 1

1. Jab ho meri maut to mat aana meri aarthi ke pitche who mere pyaar ke tohin hogi
me chaar ke kandthe par hunga aur tum paidal hogi.

2. Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche 'Abe sale gadhe, ab utrega kaise ?'

3. Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

4. Mudkar jara idhar bhi dekh zalim ki tammna hum bhi rakhte hai
husn tere pas hai to kya hua, jigar hum bhi rakhte hai.

5. Tum Jab Safed rang ke kapde pehenti ho to bilkul Ambulance lagti ho,
Fark Sirf itna hai Ambulance Ghaayalo ko le jaati hai tum hamen Ghaayal karke chali jaati ho.

6. Dil me yadoo ki tarah, Akoh me ahasu ki tarah
tum mere paas ho, phool me khusbu ki tarah.

7. Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi.

8. Pyar ka pehla khat likhne mein, wakht to lagta hain
Naye parindo ko uudne mein, wakht to lagta hain
Jism ki baat nahi hain, uunke dil tak jaana hain
lambi doori tai karne mein, wakht to lagta hain.

9. Kaate Nahi Katate Hain Lamhe Intezar Ke
Nazare Jamaaye Bethe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke
Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husn Yaar Ke
Laaya Hain Kaun Inko Phalak Se Utaar Ke.

10. Samundar ke toofan se to nikal gaya,
par teri aankhon ka dariya par na kar saka.

11. Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur time pass hota hai.

12. Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

13. Aur bhi bahut si cheezain lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya doostoon ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

14. Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi joshh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi shhor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

15. Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai.

16. Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

17. Prabhakar ki kahani
Wonder ki baat hain
Prabhakar ki kahani
Wonder ki baat hain
Sach kya hain
yeh to andar ki baat hain

18. Safed hain kurta,safed hain payjama
Safed hain kurta,safed hain payjama
Safed hain kurta,safed hain payjama
Alpha,beta,theta,gamma.

19. chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
Utterly,butterly delicious amul.

20. Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

21. Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao...

22. Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)

23. Aur, ant mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:
Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib.....
Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib.....
La, phawda mujhe de.(Wah Wah)

24. Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar.......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
( trihathar is on leave )

25. Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain........
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahae thae...(wah wah)

26. Asmaan mein ud rahae hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud rahae hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

27. Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

28. Dooor se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...

29. Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

30. Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main doob jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main doob jaoon
Splaaaasssssh!!!!!!

31. Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman ro raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman ro raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

32. Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

33. Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

34. Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ...sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

35. Agar tuj mein himmat hai

To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas beth,

Do ghoont maar, Kutub minar ko hilta hua dekh.

36. Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

37. Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...

38. Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

39. Suna hay, kal ik sas ko bahoo nay peet diya
To is khabar pay yeh hungama
Char soo kya hay Shohar say larnay jhagarnay kay hum nahin qaabil
Jo saas hee ko na thonkay woh bahoo kya hay.

40. Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

41. Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

42. Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

43. Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai.

44.

Yeh teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Yeh teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Big Deal ! Big deal !

45. Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

46. Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

47. Before Marrige
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti

Finally heres one in english ...

48. Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn't sigh, i didn't cry
Thank God, Cow's don't fly !