sayariya

1. Tumne kaha tha aaoge tum mere khwab mein,
Tumne kaha tha aaoge tum mere khwab mein,
Mein zindagi bhar sotaa raha issi intezaar mein!!!!!

2. Honthon se nahi, aankhon se nahi, likh kar to muqaabil kijiyen,
maante ho jinhe tum apna, uunhe kuch to khabar hone dijiyen.

3. Id ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par
Id ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par
kahi log roza na tod de aapko chand samaj kar.

4. Ab Humari mohabbat ka ek hi Anjaam Baki Hai,
Ab Humari mohabbat ka ek hi Anjaam Baki Hai,
Tumhare Naam ke aage,Humare Naam Jodna Baki Hai.

5. Dil me yadoo ki tarah, Akoh me ahasu ki tarah
Tum mere paas ho, phool me khusbu ki tarah.

6. Mere Mehboob Ne Waada Kiya Hain Paanchve Din Ka
Mere Mehboob Ne Waada Kiya Hain Paanchve Din Ka
Kisise Soon Liya Hoga Yeh Duniya Chaar Din Ki Hain.

7. Jo pyaali mein mazaa woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa gharwaali se kahan.

8. Jo mazaa thali me who payalli me nahi
Jo mazaa saali me who garwali me nahi.

9. Mera har gam teri har khushi se acccha hoga,
Mera har din teri har raat se accha hoga,
Agar yakeen na aayae, to khidki se jhaank kar dekh lena,
Mera JANAAZA teri BARAAT se accha hoga.

10. Jab doston ki dastan waqt sunayega !hum ko bhi koi shaks yad ayega!
Tab bhool jayege zindagi ke gamoonko hum, jab gujra zaamana yaad ayega!

11. Humane aapki yad me cigarate jalai
Magar kambhakat dhooene bhi teri tasveer banayi.

12. Ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain
Problem hai ki bus voh read only hain

13. Phool kihlte hai,
baharo ka shama hota hai,
aaisa mousum mien hi tho pyar jawan hota hai,
hoto se jho keheni thi baat,
who baat aakon se bhi bayan hota hai .

14. Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan
dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari Mein Saari
Parag Saari!

15. Joron ki baarish
Makes u wonder...
Joron ki baarish
Makes u wonder.. is this what they call..
Taste The Thunder!

16. Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
palmolive da jawab nahi
boy he had a close shave!

17. Har taraf tera jalwa
har taraf tera jalwa
from VT to churchgate
from Dadar to Kalva

18. Jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
don't u worry......
surf excel hai na!

19. Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!

20. Aaj ka kam kal kar pyare kalka parso
Itne bhe kya jalde hai jab jena hai barso

21. Tu nahi sari duniya ki nazar mujh se khafa hai,
Tu nahi sari duniya ki nazar mujhe se khafa hai,
jab naseeb mein pyaar nahi kaise kahu koi bewafa hai.

22. Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai

23. Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ho gaya hoon

24. Chidiya [sparrow] chu chu karti hai dane khane ke liye
Ladkiyan fashion karti hain ladkon ko dikhane ke liye

25. Apple kante hai knife se,juice pite hai pipe se,
haha kya zamana kya gayahai, joote khate hai wife se.